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Best comedy goes to Donald Trump

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump smiles during a news conference at the John Wayne Museum on Jan. 19, 2016, in Winterset, Iowa.
Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump smiles during a news conference at the John Wayne Museum on Jan. 19, 2016, in Winterset, Iowa. Jae C. Hong Associated Press

Breaking news!

The Leningrad Film Festival has announced its winners for 2015. Best Comedy: “The Ugly American,” starring Donald Trump. Also winning best hair and makeup, along with best fictional script!

Best directing honors went to Quentin Tarantino for “The Hateful Eight,” the story of the remaining Republican hopefuls.

Celebrating his good fortune, “The Don” was seen riding horseback in Central Park with his good friend Vlad (shirtless, of course). Can’t wait for the Oscars!

Steve Potter, Los Osos

This story was originally published January 21, 2016 at 8:27 PM with the headline "Best comedy goes to Donald Trump."

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