Kardashian clan

What great news that Lamar Odom has come out of his coma.

But how dreadful it will be when he realizes how he has hurt that fabulous Kardashian family.

They have lived such perfectly generous and admirable lives, that to have this embarrassment facing them is so, so, sad.

I mean, look at all the huge and generous gifts they have given to the nation and the world. For example … there was the … uh … er. Or maybe those … um … never mind.

This story was originally published October 20, 2015 at 5:11 AM with the headline "Kardashian clan."