Most lawns are dead, everything is extremely dry, and there are lots of fires in California.
But wait, what do I see? Fireworks stands going up all over the place. Yes, I’m sure they are safe and sane, but you still need a match or a lighter to light them.
I guess I will have to turn my sprinklers back on for the Fourth.
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