Eskimos need freezers. Submarines need screen doors. Pigs need wings. Los Osos needs a Community Services District, or perhaps not.
The Los Osos CSD is a pseudo government, a sham set in place to syphon off your county property taxes and CSD water fees in order to build a little pseudo empire. The latest addition to that empire is a gym on 10th Street to be converted to a palace — a palace to remind us of all the achievements of Los Osos CSDs, past and present: what might be the most expensive sewer per capita ever built in America, approximately 500 lots purchased for dream homes that have lain fallow for years, with absolutely no cooperation with the county or state in all matters concerning infrastructure.
These achievements could be placed on a bronze plaque at the altar of the shining new palace of the Los Osos CSD.
Can anyone come up with a reason why Los Osos should not just get rid of the Los Osos CSD?
Dissolution is the solution.