For all the cruel and uncaring vegetarians out there, this last Wednesday my wife and I, following in the footsteps of our glorious leader, pardoned two yams and put them in our garden to live out their lives in peace and harmony.
In order to stop climate change, people need to stop eating plants. Plants absorb the greenhouse gas carbon dioxide. Save the planet. Become a meatatarian.
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