The Tribune provides coverage of serious crimes every day on its news pages. Here is a look at some of the other, more unusual calls as found in recent police logs from Pismo Beach and San Luis Obispo. For more, visit http://sloblogs.thetribunenews.com/whatsyouremergency.
Do not disturb
12:27 a.m. Feb. 13, 280 Wadsworth Ave. in Pismo Beach
A hotel employee requested police standby while he evicted occupants from a room. The guests were reportedly causing problems and urinating on other guests’ doors.
2:38 p.m. Feb. 13, beach parking lot in Pismo Beach
A man in a green Cadillac was reportedly yelling profanities and stating he was a Pismo Beach police officer.
4:23 a.m. Feb. 14, 300 block of Wilmar Avenue in Pismo Beach
A woman said her dogs had been barking toward the driveway for more than an hour. She hadn’t checked because she believed someone might be outside. Officers arrived and found a raccoon in the neighbor’s yard.
The woman brought her dogs in while the raccoon was shooed off and was able to escape.
I wonderedwhere I left it
5:48 p.m. Feb. 14, 10 Santa Rosa St. in San Luis Obispo
A flat-screen TV in its box was found behind a business.
OK, but whatdid happen?
12:28 p.m. Feb. 14, 1105 Santa Rosa St. in San Luis Obispo
Someone called 911 from a Heritage Oaks Bank office; dispatchers could hear a man saying “no, no, that didn’t happen.”
7:56 a.m. Feb. 15, 1291 Laurel Lane in San Luis Obispo
Vehicles were reportedly driving past the crossing guard while she was in the middle of the street.
Maybe he was having a good time
1:36 a.m. Feb. 16, 1800 block of McCollum Street in San Luis Obispo
Someone reported that a man came to the house for a party and was now refusing to leave. The man had not been drinking.
3:04 p.m. Feb. 16, 1251 Monte Vista Place in San Luis Obispo
A man described as suspicious was on a bike doing circles in a parking lot.
Probably a whale
6:25 p.m. Feb. 16, 100 Ocean View Ave. in Pismo Beach
A woman was walking on the beach and saw a very large bone wash onto the shore. She thought it might be part of a vertebra.
7:32 a.m. Feb. 18, end of Boeker Avenue in Pismo Beach
Someone said that a woman let her dog relieve himself on a grassy area at the end of the street.
And ate her porridge
9:35 a.m. Feb. 18, 525 Kentucky St. in San Luis Obispo
Someone reported that a man showed up on her front porch and was sitting in her chair.