What’s Your Emergency?

The Tribune provides coverage of serious crimes every day on its news pages. Here is a look at some of the other, more unusual calls as found in recent police logs from Pismo Beach and San Luis Obispo. For more, visit http://sloblogs.thetribunenews.com/whatsyouremergency/.

Boulder holder

1:59 p.m. Nov. 21, 1200 block Murray in San Luis Obispo

A 100-pound rock was put on the hood of someone’s vehicle.

Get some soap in that mouth

6:05 p.m. Nov. 21, 2100 block of King in San Luis Obispo

A woman called 911 to say her son left her a terrible phone message.

Pretty woman

9:41 p.m. Nov. 21, 1328 Madonna in San Luis Obispo

A woman at the Laguna Village Center was contacting patrons and passers-by and offering sexual services.

The horror

7:37 a.m. Nov. 22, 1800 block of Royal in San Luis Obispo

Trash cans were left at the curb.

It could hurt

7:52 a.m. Nov. 22, Shell Beach Road in Pismo Beach

A man wearing a green vest was reported to be carrying some type of weapon down the street. Officers found the man, who was setting up car-counting devices with a nail gun.

The pooch that could fly

10:28 a.m. Nov. 22, 1000 block of Peach in San Luis Obispo

A dog was on a roof. No one answered the door when someone tried to notify the home’s residents.

Merry Christmas

11:35 a.m. Nov. 22, 3000 block of Johnson in San Luis Obispo

A blue notebook and a six-pack of beer were left in front of a residence.

Sounds resourceful

4:41 p.m. Nov. 22, 201 Madonna in San Luis Obispo

A homeless person built a shelter with two carts and a green tarp at the bus stop near Ralph’s.

Happy meal

4:42 p.m. Nov. 23, 350 Five Cities Drive in Pismo Beach

A McDonald’s employee accidentally handed a food bag full of cash for deposit to a customer. A manager was on his way from Atascadero to view the surveillance video. The customer later returned the bag.

That’s why you put them away

2:29 a.m. Nov. 27, 400 block Ferrini in San Luis Obispo

Men in a red truck were running over trash cans.

If you light it, they will come

8:13 p.m. Nov. 27, 680 Industrial in San Luis Obispo

Every light was on at Damon-Garcia Sports Field, but no one was on the field.

— Larissa Doust