Well dog my cats! I just found out from columnist John Peschong that ridicule was invented in January 2014 by mean Democrats so they can persecute noble Republicans (“Abandon ridicule and discuss issues,” May 31).
This might have something to do with the fact that the gent Mr. Peschong identifies as the man who brought the scourge of ridicule into our previously happy region is running for reelection next year, and Mr. Peschong’s party would like to unseat him.
I will try to get the word to Bill O’Reilly, Dennis Miller, Charles Krauthammer, Ann Coulter and a million rightwing websites: “Ix-nay on the idicule-ray. A Republican political operative in San Luis Obispo has come up with a campaign strategy. Don’t blow it for him.”