Surely I’m not the only person who had to laugh about the juxtaposition of the Omaha Steak ad up against the long article about how incredibly damaging beef is to our health (on Page A8 of the Dec. 10 Tribune).

Come to think of it, what isn’t bad for our health? I heard the other day that “they” have discovered that saliva causes cancer, but only when swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.